Ok, let's go there...Gas! How do you handle it with kids, and then if you, yeah, YOU have to pass it!? I have a gas corner for my Kindergarten kids to go to, even if it's in the middle of a lesson.
Elementary Classroom Funnies
Going over homographs today with 4th graders... “Isn’t weed a homograph? Like, it grows in the ground and people kill them and then you can smoke it too?” “Yeah, my dad kills that kind of weed too!”
One of my kindergarteners from last year walked by and asked if I was tired...” No sweetie, this is just my face now”.
In this weeks episode I discuss the topic of homework with 5th grade students! https://anchor.fm/josh-h/episodes/Too-Much-Homework-easaoc
I asked my students to name "something you love" today in the spirit of valentine's day. one said tik tok. another middle school boy said "girls" and the entire class erupted.
Today someone kept farting and it was BAD. The kids were losing their minds over it and no one would claim it, so I finally just told them it was me so they would stop. I think they were impressed 😂🤣😂
Filling out sharks fun fact paper. “A group of sharks is called a ______.” Me: Okay class this is kind of hard so here’s a hint: what do you do when you're cold? Chatty Kathy: GET A BLANKET!!😂
We were reviewing the vocabulary word “bitter” and thinking of examples of feeling that way. Student replies, “Oh! Like when my aunt stole my moms boyfriend she was bitter!” 🤦♀️🙈
I curled my hair today and felt pretty until one of my students asked me if it was crazy hair day 😭
I was explaining to a second grader that you cannot take 9 from 6. He said "Yes you can. You just don't know new math." SMH
Discussing our 100 day celebration dress up Student: actually we can dress like a zombie because actually we are dead at 100 yrs old😳😂 Hmm good point
1st grade students make the number 71 using tens and ones. When instructed to make it another way, one student makes it using tally marks. 😂
6th Grade Student is rubbing class math cards all over face. I ask him to stop. 2nd student chimes in “or your gonna get your pubes all over the cards”. (Teach child proper name for facial hair 😳)
I asked, "What makes you the happiest?" during group time with my kindergarteners. The first child enthusiastically replied, "DONUTS" in a deep growling voice.
I created a podcast check it out! https://anchor.fm/josh-h/episodes/Episode-1-Always-Learning-eackha
I have short hair and was wearing a black and white striped shirt on a windy day. I thought I was rocking it until one of my students told me I looked like Beetlejuice.