Let’s get some positivity going around. What is the funniest thing a child has done. I’ll start. A 2nd grader got her arm stuck in the sanitary “napkin” machine because the paper towels were out.
Elementary Classroom Funnies
If your district is providing distant learning during the school closures, how much are you expecting your students to do each day? Our students have their iPads at home and we use the seesaw platform
We have to take the next three weeks off because of the Carnivorous. Do you think this is reasonable?
I have a student that EVERYDAY tells her mom she’s coming home with me & starts to walk out with me. Her mom says “okay see ya” and starts to leave... and I’m just left with a kid next to me 😂😂
I am retiring in June. In survival mode like everyone else. Today a 2nd grader told me “Shut your trap and stop talking trash about me”. Yikes!
I asked my kinder classes to redesign their backpacks to make them more useful. In checking in and asking about their drawings I asked a student if the pouch on the side of his design was for...
What’s the most unusual gift you have gotten from a student? Mine was a Jason Momoa coloring book🤣. I treasure it
5th-graders whispering in line behind me: boy-Does Mrs. T dye her hair? girl-Shh...girls don’t talk about that; it’s sensitive. boy-I don’t know what that means. Mrs. T, do you dye your hair?
I was picking up my kindergarten kiddos I tutor, it was their 100th day of school. I said “it’s your 100th day” she replies “yea I’m old! Just like you!!” Me ....
Ok, let's go there...Gas! How do you handle it with kids, and then if you, yeah, YOU have to pass it!? I have a gas corner for my Kindergarten kids to go to, even if it's in the middle of a …
Going over homographs today with 4th graders... “Isn’t weed a homograph? Like, it grows in the ground and people kill them and then you can smoke it too?” “Yeah, my dad kills that kind of weed too!”
One of my kindergarteners from last year walked by and asked if I was tired...” No sweetie, this is just my face now”.
I asked my students to name "something you love" today in the spirit of valentine's day. one said tik tok. another middle school boy said "girls" and the entire class erupted.
Today someone kept farting and it was BAD. The kids were losing their minds over it and no one would claim it, so I finally just told them it was me so they would stop. I think they were impressed 😂�…