If cosplaying was allowed on Zoom meetings, I'd dress up as the client and then go f**k myself

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How do you display your copywriting in a portfolio? I have screenshot images that you can zoom into (social, email, product copy) and live published links. I know some writers use links in a pdf or word doc. Thoughts?

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Has anyone painted their office a dark moody color? Does it impact how you look on zoom/teams calls?

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Hey all techies, can yall suggest me about the good quality wireless headphones or earbuds for zoom, Team meeting purpose where attendees can hear my clear voice. Thanks n advance.

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Calling in today and going gambling. Better than playing online blackjack on my firm laptop while in these zoom meetings I figured.

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Just thinking would creating WhatsApp group or slack channel for incoming MBA 2022-2024 add any value! I am thinking it can be good for international students particularly navigating getting to US, housing, bank accounts, SIM card! Happy to join if such group already exists!

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Honest question to those affinity groups that have a designated month to celebrate - I’ll use the LGBTQ community as an example as we wrap up Pride month. How would you feel about your MD or Partner using a teams or zoom background with the rainbow flag in celebration of Pride if you know they are not part of the community? I think they are trying to be an inclusive leader or make others feel welcome, but wondering if others think it’s a token check the box action?

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Anyone that works at Zoom willing to give a referral for an account executive/account manager role?

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Any referrals for ADP or Slack.
The roles I am interested in are Client Experience Agent for Slack and Client Support Specialist for ADP

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Some dipshit ECD is going on 25 minutes late for our zoom interview...no email/text/apology/heads-up, nothing...people, man....people....

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Do you wear a suit and tie to depos? I’m a young attorney who has only done a few depos, but every time opposing counsel is male, they are not wearing a suit, usually like a polo or a shirt (not tie or jacket). Is this the norm for Zoom depos?

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Urgent Hiring:
We need CS specialists with 7+ years experience in supporting customers over the phone, email, chats and cases.
Key skills: Strategic thinking, Time management, Ability to handle escalations, Team Work
Special consideration to those who have experience on Salesforce, Marketo, WebEx, Crowd Compass.

Working Hrs: 630 PM to 330 AM fixed with Sat Sun off.

Please DM to apply today.

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Urgent Hiring:
We need CS specialists with 7+ years experience in supporting customers over the phone, email, chats and cases.
Key skills: Strategic thinking, Time management, Ability to handle escalations, Team Work
Special consideration to those who have experience on Salesforce, Marketo, WebEx, Crowd Compass.

Working Hrs: 630 PM to 330 AM fixed with Sat Sun off.

Please DM to apply today.

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I am expecting an offer from Zoom Video communications. How long does it take to get it processed? Is it a good company to join ?

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I am expecting an offer from Zoom Video communications. How long does it take to get it processed? Is it a good company to join ?Zoom

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I wear a black mask on all zoom calls cuz it makes me feel like a mofo ninja a Shinobi ninja star ppppppl

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Worst thing you’ve done or experience on a zoom?

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Hi all, I have an interview with Morningstar tomorrow for a software engineering position. The recruiter said it’s a zoom interview (no zoom link provided) but then also said the talent acquisition specialist will reach out to me by phone?
Other than that the email said to review the website and the “about Morningstar” section on the website.
Will I be asked technical questions? Or will it be a behavioural interview.

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CEO just announced through a message in our general Slack channel that someone was just laid off today because “his implication wasn’t sufficient and his results unsatisfactory.”

We’re a 30ish employees tech startup and this has never happened before, how would you feel reading this message out of the blue?

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Thanks to my three-year-old, I’ve watched or listened to the opening number from the 2022 Tony Awards like 50 times in the last two weeks. Upside: it’s a work of musical theater nerd genius. Downside: When it looks like I’m listening on Zoom, I’m definitely not. I’m just singing the lyrics in my head. Over and over and over and

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CEO just announced through a message in our general Slack channel that someone was just laid off today because “his implication wasn’t sufficient and his results unsatisfactory.”

We’re a 30ish employees tech startup and this has never happened before, how would you feel reading this message out of the blue?

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Wells Fargo interview : I have completed may 30th - 1st round technical interview through phone call and Jun 20th - 2nd round technical + managerial round happened in zoom call. interview scheduled through consultancy. I have contacted them but no response yet. What is your interview experience with wells Fargo - RPA Developer.

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I find myself at the verge of losing it. I have a live in boyfriend who has been unemployed for a year and a half. I have a stressful job so I slack off on cleaning on the weekdays but do try my best to clean and tidy up on the weekends. He constantly complains about the apt being dirty but doesn’t lift a finger to help even though he watches TV 3-4 hours a day. He claims he cleans up after himself and shouldn’t have to clean my messes. He also doesn’t cook and waits for me to make dinner.

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Great Job opportunities in Accenture Technology .. Salesforce SAP SQL Microsoft 365 Microsoft Teams.. etc

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So we use Slack at work and I happened to come across an external channel where one of the departments is hiring a new senior management role with an external recruiting firm and I can see EVERYTHING including CVs, package offers (I am severely underpaid in comparison), contracts...

What would you do?

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Can managers listen in on conversations on Microsoft Teams?

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Managment can managers listen in or read your conversations on Microsoft Teams?

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I'm considering a new dept policy: no more using Slack to share or review deliverables.

Ideal: discuss live on a call.

Acceptable: use a platform like Dropbox or Box where markup on the document is possible and comments are attached directly to the work instead of floating aimlessly in a sea of chat msgs.

If you worked here, would you love or hate this approach?

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Any tips on case interviews via zoom?

Do you show any of your work/structures, etc. or just explain by talking and hand gestures :P

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Hey, guys I'm currently interviewing for an electrical engineering internship at a biotechnology company. I had a phone interview, a 30 minute zoom interview and a 2 hour zoom interview. They now want me to do another 45 minute interview. I don't know if it's just me but this seems very excessive and I don't understand why they have so many interviews just for an internship.

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Hey folks, I have offers from Pinelabs, Zeta and Zoom with almost package, Which one I should choose?

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Hey folks, I have offers from Pinelabs, Zeta and Zoom with almost package, Which one I should choose?

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My intern is dressed up for client zoom calls today.

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Hey folks! Looking for any Corporate Communications Googlers to grab a coffee with in London. Or grab for 25 minutes on a Zoom. Would love to hear what your role is like, how the team is laid out and what you look for in new joiners.

Happy at TikTok but think I'd be happier at Google!

6 years of in-house comms experience.

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We’re into our Junior year of covid and remote work, and I still hate giving virtual presentations. I’d rather fly 6 hours for a 30 minute meeting and have a flight delay than give another Zoom/Teams PowerPoint.

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If I do a zoom call with my therapist on my work laptop, technically can my employer see/record/transcribe my therapy session?

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Just started at an organization that uses teams to chat and zoom for meetings. It’s literally day 1 and I already want to propose we streamline it all to teams but don’t want to be “that” person but don’t understand how this is even a thing!!!!

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Looking for referral for 14+ years of IT experienced in Java J2EE, Appdynamics, Splunk Solarwinds, Project management, tracking, staffing, scheduling, quality etc in a company that will provide WFH option even after pandemic.

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Hi! Anybody knows of federal agencies hiring that are offering fulltime telework/remote?
I currently work for an agency based in DC and my boss is forcing us to come back into the office fulltime after we’ve been remote for nearly two years. Majority of my coworkers have already left for the private sector but I’d like to remain in the public.

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Thinking about going independent and operating out of my home office. Does anyone have any thoughts to share about that? I’m wondering about clients coming to my home and FINRA issues.

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Looking for firms that are hiring fully remote litigation associates. Thanks!

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I got offer from IBM GBS India and ValueLabs. Both the companies are offering same package.

Valuelabs - permanent work from home with bi-annual hikes.

IBM - hybrid work mode

Tech - Automation tester with 5.5years of experience.

It will be helpful if I get a good suggestion. Thanks in advance

Any Accounting firms that are still remote? Dreading busy season travel

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Recommendations for office chair , I have a bad back and need lumbar support.

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Citibank NYC - How do fishies like working there in their hybrid 3 day office/2 wfh? Are they pretty strict about it? Any advice on offer negotiations for VP role? Feel free to DM too.

Also why are they hiring like crazy it seems? Interviewed for like 4+ different roles there.
Citi

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Planning to venture out to Arizona/Nevad/Utah/California and WFH for 2 months. Any recommendations on which cities / towns to live in?

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McKinsey & Company I am joining the McKinsey & Company Boston office in late July and searching for housing in the meantime. If I could get some insight on the ratio of days in the office vs work from home that would be super helpful!

If I need to come into the office regularly I will try to find a place close by.

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Trinity / ex Trinity folks: What are your thoughts on working at Waltham vs. remote offices? Considering transferring offices / moving remote

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Bench time done right:
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Received an offer for advisor, strategy & planning at TransUnion. Anyone at TransUnion know the difference between a manager and advisor? Which is higher in the hierarchy and what are the salary ranges? I have 20+yrs in tech/finance. The role is remote.

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I need help, please. I’ve been applying to jobs for several months without a single callback. I am looking to stay remote, would anyone be willing to review my resume?

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My partner has largely been an at-home parent for the past 5 years. She started as a HS English teacher this past September but is already looking to pivot (overworked, unpaid, safety issues, etc). She would ideally like something remote to go along with her background in writing and editing. Any tips or potential leads?

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Hi 👋 Does anyone work in fields related to LCA and EPD?
I'm currently employed (2 YOE, background of Environmental Engineering with a master in Circular Economy) but actively searching for a new higher paid company - I live in Spain and make 20k, it's a struggle. These topics are still pretty new over here so there are not many options.
Any recommendation on finding remote jobs (since I only have the Spanish work permit)?
Thanks in advance!

If you were still in undergrad would you prefer 1. Go back to campus and have an in person/hybrid learning experience with restrictions on social life
2. Have your school go fully remote for the entire fall semester
3. Defer for a year and resume your education fall 2021 when things will hopefully be “normal”
I think I’d choose 3 but idk. Tough call, and I feel bad for current college students

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Sinple advise those who are waiting for SA promotion... whatever package u r getting as A you will get only 15% hike for promotion to SA...so it's nt at well worth, Better switch.

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Thoughts on serial dating, via social media apps?

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Custodial or 529 for child?

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Looking for Summer 2022 Full time roles once I finish MS in Business Analytics ~ 5YOE in risk and data. Would appreciate any guidance/tips/referrals.

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Hi everyone, I had a major surgery and am looking to find a remote position involving anything that isn’t 100% commission based or cold calling/agent positions. Looking to make $25-35 an hour, and have had long term positions such as Clinical Secretary & Receptionist/Administrator, Accounts Payable Clerk, Team Lead, and Sales Associate. I’m willing to try new things and am a very quick learner, and can handle multitasking and high pace. Does anyone know of any good work from home positions?

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Are salesforce (Bangalore) employees working from home or hybrid?
If still WFH (all days)? How many months will it extend?
If hybrid has started, how many day per week is mandatory?

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Went into PA for job stability & good money. Now I realize my job'll eventually be automated & I could have made so much more starting as an engineer without working these long hours. Life's a bitch.

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Anyone from Nagarro Nagarro ES tells me the process of getting a project after joining.
Like home many client rounds are there?

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How many hours a week do you all at Deloitte consulting work a week on average? Very curious to hear

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Any solo traveller in San Francisco in the second week of September?

How often do you and your SO text/talk during the days you’re not together? My bf has a pretty busy job so we don’t really communicate during the day, but when it gets to be like 8pm and I haven’t heard from him at all it bothers me. Is that wrong? And how would you communicate to them that you want a bit more check-in/form of communication without coming off as needy

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Bain & Company Bain & Company Do you have any insights into what they are expecting in the second (last) round? I saw that there are two cases and a presentation. Are they more interested in professionalism than the "analytical" skills assessed in the first round? Do you have any more insights into the presentation?

Many thanks in advance

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Does ZS Associates provide cab service to Okhla, New Delhi area ?
What cou5be the average travel time if one reside there?

Thanks.

Hey Guys,

Can anyone please suggest sectors i can rent a 1bhk in and what will be the cost.
Please help me.

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Where are the offices of Deloitte India (and not USI) in Bangalore ?

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Just me here hoping that slack never adds the “read” notification on messages.

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Hi Fishes, need some info
1. What is the payband for C10 in MRM team?
2. What is the current hybrid model looking like?
3. What is the expected bonus % payout for C10?

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