1.5 lbs ? That would be 1 million dollar pls.

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Yea I get the implications for the supply chain and airlines themselves but it’s so hard to feel sorry after the shit we go through.

On the flip side, the weight limit was probably a consulting project recommendation anyway.

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McKinsey or Bain no doubt lol

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In the spirit of negative oil futures contracts, I propose the airlines pay us to check bags. Because one of the excuses to charge the fees was high oil prices (along with a desire to “unbundle” ticket prices and charge more for things formerly included in the fare).

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If I’m a few pounds over, I usually compliment the bag attendant and they let it slide.. or, they can watch me hold up the line while I open up my bag, unpack my assorted sundries and unmentionables, rearrange things, and pick a few items to stick in my carry on instead. It’s up to them

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