10 am client presentation. Have 2-3 more hours to go. Where is the best place to sleep in the office when you are working late for an early meeting. It's an open office so no doors or cubes.

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Wellness room (aka the breastfeeding room)

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Go home you nutcase

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Your CEO or ecds couch for making you work that late. I'd legit sleeping bag in their office if they expected that of me. So dumb.

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It's an open office so ECDs don't have couches. Ended up sleeping in an empty edit bay. Feel bad about sleeping in a wellness room as a guy. Thanks for the suggestion SP1

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Editing bays are also a good alternative if you can’t find your wellness room

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Lean a few of those giant black foam core boards against an out of the way wall at a slightly less steep angle than usual, creating a lean-to. Crawl inside and pray you don’t snore.

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Your ECDs house, where he/she is probably sound asleep as you work your ass off.

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Go home.

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Wherever the nearest couch is.

Been there before, OP. No judgment here.

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Reminisce about the days of desks and pulling a George Costanza.

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Your boss’s desk.

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Bathroom stall

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Any couch. I’ve done it

Good luck,

OP don’t be fucking ashamed to use the wellness room! I have done, my colleagues have and none of us ever felt embarrassed to use it

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