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26 year old consultant at KPMG has this in her bio. Complete BS? Right ?

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Lol love it. I remember finding out when I was a senior that my billing rate was $400 (or whatever it was at the time) and convincing myself that I should get monthly maid service (because my time was so valuable lol).

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Def a flex. Red flag, I would pass

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You guys have no sense of humor! It’s obviously a play on two sides of her life. You should certainly pass... she’s obviously not looking for your type

Could be a cheap escort consultant. I suppose just another service line that needs to offer discounted rates for business continuity.

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She might be fill of herself but I'm guessing she's trying to be funny, and i appreciate that.

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Not BS. I've seen higher depending which service line they are in, but like someone else pointed out, it doesn't necessarily mean this is what we are charging clients.

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Mine was almost $600 on my last engagement

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She’s a senior in deals in Chicago. Assuming it’s made up, this is a weird af lie.

Exactly what PwC1 said. Nearly every engagement I’ve seen has charged 70-80% of stated rates.

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Mine is $820

Hahahahhaa. Yassss. Who bids more?

Ask her what her effective hourly pay after overtime is instead. I bet it’s like $20 an hour.

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