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3:30 AM every Monday

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These are all funny but seriously folks, if you are thinking suicidal thoughts, please consider taking some time off to enjoy life and call your loved ones.

No job should make you want to kill your self

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This is me! There ain’t no rest for the wicked. Money don’t grow on trees. I got bills to pay and mouths to feed — nothing in this world is free. Oh no, I can't slow down. I can't hold back—though you know, I wish I could. No—there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good.

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May I know when AMEx is going to call its employees to the office.
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Below is the JD:

Hands on experience in Web and Mobile (Android and iOS) applications testing
Good Experience in API testing. Proficient in REST API, Micro services, Web services and API integration testing using Postman
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Hi,

I have been actively looking for jobs related to automation testing and functional testing and QA engineer. I have 1.8 years of experience and have hands-on experience in selenium with Java, SQL, SOAPUI, JIRA, Cucumber, API testing using Postman tool.

I applied in naukri and linkedin on many companies but didn't get any interview calls and mails.

Notice period is 3 months.

CTC - 7
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Morning guys. I already posted in the “job referral” bowl and got no where so I figured I’d reach out in this group. Anyone in here work at Meta or Zoom wanting to give a job referral? I’m a 10 year attorney currently working in tech. Also, side note there is a job referral bowl in case anyone is looking for a new position as well.

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Please help me..

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Hi! My friend works as a recruiter for a recruiting agency, and he told me the company will let recruiters “pay debt”. So each month that you don’t close any deal, you get paid for your base salary, then you are also on debt. Once you close a deal for example 3 months later, then you have to pay your salary back for those 3 months that you did not close any deal. And also the Inmail fee on LinkedIn will be deducted from the commission too. Is this normal in recruiting agencies?

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Where would I be able to find referrals? I’m looking to advance in my career at a different agency because I realize a private practice isn’t for me financially at this time. I’m not leaving my job cold Turkey but I need to look for something stable and I know referrals would greater my chances of getting hired.

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What brand and type of baby wipes do you all recommend?

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Did your thoughts about parties and socials change as you grew old?

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There, there summer child. I can promise you it only gets worse from here

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When you complain to senior management about work life balance

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It’s funny because it’s true.

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Here we go again

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I always did love poetry

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Spreading the good word like...

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We all know this one in the office...

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Gets me every time

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That’ll be $35MM, thank you.

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When you’re working on the same damn client for 2 years

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