6 hours into my work day and I still haven’t done a single thing. Kinda just fell asleep for a bit with my eyes open I think. It’s like riding the greyhound buss long distance. Time is meaningless. Being awake or asleep is just relative.

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Kinda like a greyhound bus, only less handjobs.

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Touché

Sounds like my job, only my laziness is contractual..

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