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I know! The first time I tried it I lasted 4 days, fell and broke my neck. Lucky bastard...

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So cool!

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Holy 💩 this is great.

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I died of food poisoning. 😂

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Can someone be kind enough to share interactive broker 101? Not sure how to use this.

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Went out with a guy. Nice guy, nice smile, decent job, good height but midway through making out felt he was kinda small down there. I normally would’ve just played it off like I’m not comfortable sleeping with them so soon but this time I just threw in the towel and it wasn’t horrible but also not something I really want a repeat performance of. I kind of want to ghost but kind of want to keep my options open cuz quarantine is lonely 🥺

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Sometimes I hit send on an important email, but I immediately turn off wifi on my laptop before it is out of the outbox. I then re-read it in the outbox before hitting send for real.

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How do you decide when to take a mental health day? I've taken maybe 3 or 4 and they've all been very useful, but sometimes I feel guilty about it. Anyone else with this experience? Or do most others just power through?

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Are deliveries from India to US working at the moment? Need to get a document shipped.

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Has anyone used PracticeDump to study for CFE? Is it legit? I’m thinking of getting it since it’s so much cheaper than the one offered by ACFE website

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My go to weeknight dinner - usually without the potatoes. Prepped, grilled and ready in 20 mins

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Look ma, I made it.

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Anyone ever wonder how busy seasons are legal? How is it legal to make employees work 10+ hours a day and on weekends??

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F$&@ me..bought boost on tinder, and still no match on tinder on a Friday Eve! I guess it's gonna be another beer binge tonight followed by a 5 mile guilt run tomorrow.

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What is the day in life of a Solution Architect at Salesforce? Do they do the requirements gathering and management or there is a BA on the implementation team to do that and SA focuses on design?

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Pretty stoked on this new strap made from a World War II bandolier. Thoughts on ammo straps generally?

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New to consulting. Coming In at Partner level. Standard dress code on zoom calls?

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Can someone give the salary raise percentages from analyst to sr analyst, sr analyst to consultant, consultant to manager, and manager to senior manager?

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What’s the salary bracket for audit senior associate( Center of Excellence) at PwC.

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Anyone work in internal strategy at New York Life? Curious what the culture is like

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I am in search of a background company to run MVR only. I need some recommendations. Thanks in advance.

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This week’s haul 🥃

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