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$900mm mega millions draw tmr... so what’s the wildest possible way to quit?

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Through the emergency exit of a plane

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Easy. Keep working.

Then you just slowly dismantle it all from the inside. Play the long game.

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Buy out the entire partnership (might have to raise a buck) and then dissolve it. 😏

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Yea a consultant dating a hot FA is gold. Travel plus free travel plus two people that get the Travel lifestyle? Yes please. See you in the bunk room of a 777. 🔥🔥🔥

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Or maybe a cute FA

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Currently playing the cute FA game. Have to admit, pretty solid gig

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Ghost them - then ask for a severance

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I’d throw my team a blow out party at the nicest restaurant in town to celebrate and start my own investment fund.

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Take a paintball gun to work...oh wait Ari Gold already did that

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Open a bottle and smoke a cigar at your desk

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It's usually my luck that when there is a cute one, they're not in my section. Cute one in first class, no upgrade. Back in the back section, upgrade to first.

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D1, grab a couple of beers on your way out the door.

Have a helicopter pick me up on the top of the building I’m working in (provided it has a helipad)

Throw in a hot girl to open the doors just for good measure

WM1 has the right idea. Would throw an epic destination party for my team, then apologize for leaving and peace the eff out

For me group out for an insane weekend in Vegas. Yes I love them. Don't hate us cause you ain't us

Temp tattoo of "fuck you. I quit" on my ass cheeks and then moon the boss

Buy out the company or business unit you belong to...and fire everyone but you.

Or if you feel benevolent, offer them all a massive early retirement package that nobody gets unless everyone accepts.

M2, I'm liking it but tie the severance to a restricted compete. Make everyone go work for a non-profit!

You’d only get $450+m if cashed out. Still a lot but definitely not 900

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Not bad for three months work.

Side note: this is still early stages – get in now.

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Anyone with referrals to a personal finance company like Financial Gym?

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Capgemini Hexagon

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