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99% sure my co workers are having an affair together .. what would you do?

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Mind my own business and not speculate about other people.

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intercept him and take her for yourself. Alphas don't ask, they do.

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Obviously, you first do a classic stake out to catch them in the act. Camera with giant lens, mechanical shutter sounds, black and white only. Print photos. Put photos in envelope. Then at next team dinner, very slowly slide envelope across table to both of them. Then just stare them in the eyes, no need to speak. You got this OP!

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You keep your mouth shut and move on

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I'd bet my Cathy Money this is the same dude from Accenture that made a thread like "all my team is railing this analyst but me waaahh"😂

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Join?

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Depends. If they are single let them go nuts. If they are married and knowingly cheating on their respective partners avoid these people like the plague. If they are willing to cheat on people they love destroying countless lives in the process (assuming they have kids) you are a fool to think they will have your back in a business context. These people care only about themselves and could care less about anyone else in their life. I've dealt with this a few times and I knowingly excluded them from my network and avoided projects with them. Each time they have left the firm and their personal lives are in shambles.

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Not your circus not your monkeys! Move on

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STFU Donny. You're out of your element

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Eiffel Tower or clam slam pending on mfm or fmf

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@D1 I'll see your bet and raise what's sure to be my 1-2% raise

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Watch.

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Catch them in the act and GoT the shit out of them

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Be jealous OP.

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Don't ask don't tell

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@PWC2 can you more specific as to what you're referring to when you say "GoT the shit out of them"?

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Our raises are better than that D2 lol

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High five him ✋? Ask for pictures? Not sure what you're looking for.

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This is quite the dramatic take

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Nothing

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What’s the most head shake-worthy thing you’ve ever had to deal with from your client?

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