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Accounting and consulting firms trying a guerrilla campaign to stop you from moving on with #9

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You can have a crisis at any point if your life. Anytime when we realize that the life we are living (and are likely going to live) doesn't match up with our dreams we can have a crisis.

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#10 don't talk about your "quarter life crisis " to you older colleagues or you may not survive that one 😭

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I think you meant to post this to the Consulting Moms bowl.

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Lame. Thanks

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Quarter life crisis? Aren’t most people still in college at the quarter point of their job? This reads like advice for someone in work, post college.

I think I’ve had one. I’m just saying ‘quarter life’ is an inaccurate term.

I’m looking forward to living to be 100-125 based on the duration of my QLC. Big concern is that I enter “mid-life” at ~37. You know you’re in midlife when you double your age and when you die people are like “oh, sorry for your loss” instead of “what a tragedy!”

Quarter Life Crisis? LOL!

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