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This screams “my sales are tanking and I’m extremely paranoid that I’m gonna get canned”

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Missed opportunity.

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Interesting way to look for new opportunities…

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This guy wants both the attention and not being called cringy.

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Saw this post under Daymond John’s LinkedIn post of his experience on The Masked Singer. Is this CEO named Timothy super famous?

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Well he seems upset

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WTF AM I DOING?

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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This person liked her own post.
Also I prefer the lion vs tuna scenario.

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https://youtu.be/0CXhV8jB-MQ this is an old review of Content Pods. Much surfacing cringe is pod based content.

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But there was another problem 😂😂

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