Hierarchy of the Confessions Bowl

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Hey I should be there too. Plz fix 😆

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Literally case in point 😂

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Atib was in a draft of this... Honorable mention

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Ummm why tf did Data Scientist make it that far up the list?? 🤔🤔

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Data Scientist 1 is deep on the confessions bowl iceberg 😂

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Principals and Managing Directors punching the air rn

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Senior Managers? We are the glue that holds it together, put some respect on our name 😤

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Nah good point

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My inspiration 😂

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Ouch

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Bowl leader must be at the top. 😤 Pls fix. Thx!

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We all need a hype lady like SM2 in our lives!🖤🖤

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I challenge the chiefs.

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👀🤔🧐

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