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I would totally be on the dark side...the Empire is clearly run by consultants. Design a highly expensive solution that takes years to build and then is easily blown up by a scrappy competitor as soon as it is finished. Response? Build the exact same thing again and hope it works better next time...the new version is behind schedule and over budget and is quickly blown up again despite the Lead Partner being on hand to supervise.

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Several teachers I want to work with are hesitant to have a coach in their room. I think I can help them make great changes, but I don't want to force myself on them.

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Any recommendations for a fertility clinic in Atlanta where I can do outpatient IVF monitoring? Bloodwork and ultrasound. Hopefully not too far into the suburbs.

Hello fellow HR pros! I really need your opinions on HR certifications. I am deciding between PHR and SHRM-cp. I have read just about all there is online comparing the two and can not decide. My heart is telling me PHR, my mother in law (an HRBP) is telling me to go with SHRM, as it’s more widely recognized, more established and a larger network in general. I work for a 350~ company who is growing rapidly through M&A. Passions/interests are compliance, strategic vision, M&A, branding and culture

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Does Pinterst have an significant presence here in India?

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what are some signs that you did well on a (onsite) job interview?

Anyone switch from Audit to Data Analytics? Any advice on steps to take or things to keep in mind? Should I transfer Internally or Externally? Any suggestions for interviews or to build more data skills?

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Longest period of time you've gone without work, i.e. waiting for new project to kick off. Bored af here.

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Does anyone have insights into recruiting at the Dubai office? Have things slowed down?

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Employee pf and Employer pf contribution is also part of CTC?
Or only Employer PF contribution is excluded from CTC in Citi?
Thanks

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This too can be you.

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Congratulations for mid year promotions!!! It has been a great year.

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What are some of the best consulting firms for a software engineer? Is MBB still considered elite in this area too?

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Hi Folks,

I recently a week ago i joined legato and in induction i heard that around 18 applications are migrated from mainframe to cloud and all the applications will be moved to cloud by Jan 2024.

Any idea for anyone, after migration will company upskill a mainframe employees to new technology?

How is internal transfer job opportunity in Legato for switching technology?

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I just picked up my 8 week old goldendoodle pup and brought him home 3 hours ago (4pm). He had dinner and had a potty accident before and after dinner. He looks really sad and does not want to interact besides wanting to cuddle up and lay down in my lap. I’m a little worried but also wonder if it’s coz he really hasn’t napped much since the time I picked him up at the breeder at 1pm. Could he be sick? Should I be worried. When I took him outside for potty breaks he just huddled away and sat 😥

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Need help deciding if this offer is worth moving for. Received an offer from Booz Allen Hamilton for an Associate level Sr. Systems Engineer in Los Angeles for $135k base. I countered $150k and a $15k singing bonus and asked if I could be brought on as a lead associate since I've been a lead/manager for a while in my current company.

Current company TC: $125k in Utah.
YOE: 7 with M.S. and MBA

Is the switching cost/risk and higher COL worth it?

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/shrug I dunno

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Any insight on Guidehouse’s FEMA project? How is the work? Team? Leadership? WLB? Location? TIA!

Deloitte: Please explain "business case" in Deloitte terms. Of course I know what it means, but I want to make sure that I am capturing the part of Deloitte culture that matter.

Hi everyone. New to FishBowl so not so sure how to use it.

I am thinking of making a move to the UK and looking for opportunities in audit firms. I have almost 3 years of experience as an audit semi senior and currently an ACCA Affiliate (will become a member in 5 months). Would appreciate any help or guidance.

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weekday relay! great partnership.

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Ya’ll have fun

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Better as a gif but still solid

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“Imma let you finish but...”

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It's all about planning and time management!!!

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2022 is off to an excellent start

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I'm learning so much about myself during this quarantine...

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Hearing the partner agree to out of scope work on the call

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Especially on Thursday afternoon

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I can dream

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Eggshell white, raised lettering

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Life goals - new 5 year olds

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I’m usually 4 or 14

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Didn’t know there was a comic based on my life

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He specifically requested it!!!

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I think consultants at all levels can appreciate this feeling

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Applicable for Thursday’s as well...

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Sounds about right. Of course this is on 4-5 hours of sleep since I don’t know how to stop work

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Enhancing my resume ...

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