When you list all of your designations after giving your condolences 😂😂😭😭💀💀

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No PMP? What a lose.

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Great example how language bias trumps academic success. Probability speaks 4 languages but… your lose!

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Her fake friends are jumping with joy apparently

Online tutor… 😎

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