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No lie- once had a client press us for a draft report to review before we presented to the C-s as they wanted to review the “content”. Shit their pants that it was just the content (2 wks prior to final mtg)..... So we showed them example visuals with no content and they were very satisfied. I’m thinking that illustrating children’s books could be a great exit from consulting

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