A dare: I’m going to convince you to do something you don’t want to do, without compensation or reason, just because I’m saying this.

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Partner: You still are not going to get that deck over this holiday day weekend.

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Like wake up in the morning and go to work?

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No, that’s the definition of a dare. Dares make no sense. How do people get away with it?

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Somebody watched Sherlock’s first episode...

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Just watching my kids dare each other and thinking “why would you ever do that?”

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Animal instinct. Assuming they are boys it’s on our nature to prove things. I can’t speak for girls and don’t have kids but from my own experience I did thinks so far out of my comfort zone because of a dare

Op I think there’s generally a thrill to it. Otherwise the dare isn’t very enticing

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same reason everyone who has injured themselves doing something stupid probably had a friend that said " Don't be a bitch" before they did it.

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How bored are these Partners???

Second thought: How bored am I that I am actually commenting on this? 🤔

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Go on....

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Self satisfaction and bragging rights.

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"...take global role"

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