A Deloitte 🐬 hustling on Facebook marketplace.

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$5000–>$50?! What a steal!

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It's like a tattoo in the wrong places that you're trying to get rid of. How cheap of them to peddle the brand this way. Do you also have to say OK deloitte instead of OK Google?

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I thought it was “ok, Kathy”

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Nothing a little acetone and elbow grease won’t fix.

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My ex flatmate in Jersey City was a D consultant, goddamn cheap and pathetic; had to find another apartment because of his annoying behavior. Seems like him.

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Hahaha that was Summer 2018’s gift 😂

What a cheapo to sell this. If you don’t need it just give it to someone who wants in your family or friends IMO

Do NOT give your friends or family or anyone you care for a data mining box to put in their home and connect to their internet

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I have the echo version lol

The logo is super easy to scratch off. Used a credit card on mine.

I used rubbing alcohol on mine. Bang. Off.

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Damn I have availability for the rest of the week but I’m crying at the thought of reaching out. I just wanna study for the CPA without any “what are you working on” pings. I know I know I’m terrible.

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I was creating a hinge account during work and mistakenly used work Id to register.
Down bad

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Herding velociraptors, basically!

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