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My coworker is inside my wife
Yes.
My oldest female coworker does yoga in the middle of the team room while the rest of us are having a meeting.
My youngest male coworker answers all questions with, “yeet,” “naw,” or, “fresh.”
My middle male coworker takes off to go running and then comes back into the team room all sweaty and dirty and stays there for the afternoon.
All of these coworkers leave dirty dishes in the cafe and expect our boss-man to clean them up.
I’ve sent these three coworkers on an outdoor teaming event today for a few hours to wander in nature.
Tomorrow, these three coworkers will be performing office janitorial services.
(I could do this all day... this is hilarious to me...)
If you take an L, you're likely to get yeeted on.
My youngest male co-worker loves to give me L's (a la Fortnite emote).
My coworker stole the family car without permission to go visit their girlfriend. My coworker is now grounded.
^ we know what senior associate 2 did when he was 17
My coworker is barking at the doorbell
And I just had to pick up the dump my coworker took next to the tree outside our office
My coworker is sucking on my boobs
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My coworker learned how to use a door knob for the first time and keeps trying to escape when I'm not looking
I slept with my boss a few years ago. Since then she brought in a few more co workers into the company. If you ask them, they would tell you that they’ve seen the boss and i in action. Back in the day we would work overtime. Extremely hard. And would stay up all night. Just so we could get things done. So we could further expand the company. We grow the company, little by little.
You learned the hard way that it takes a long time to train new hires up from scratch.
My coworker keeps singing random songs on the background of conference calls, when I am on video she wants to dance in the background in her swimsuit, singing country music at the top of her lungs.
Ever heard of Maddie and Tae.....”Shut up and Fish” or “Girl in a Country Song” PwC coworkers have learned that song this week.
My coworker refuses to wear pants
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Ha-I refuse to wear pants.
My coworker just slapped me in the ass and demanded grapes right now
(He’s 3, not a deviant teenager)
Full on PIP- he sang Let it Go during my team call and screamed he was Elsa. Starting our daily reviews tomorrow.
My coworker is sleeping on the job
My coworker is naked and keeps trying to steal my yogurt.
My coworker just told me he loves me 🥰
My coworker told me he “knows a Spider-Man” and that “webs are sticky boogers!”
He proceeded to fall over laughing at his own joke.
There can be no doubt my coworker is my child.
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Karen just threw up all over the table. #*&#$!@ Karen.
My other coworker arrives early to the office, puts headphones on, and plays video games for hours at a time without speaking to the rest of the team.
My coworker is clipping her toenails in her office.
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Mercer- I had one of those as well. He used to fall asleep after lunch as well. I would know because I could hear him snoring.
My coworkers kept meowing and fighting so I scheduled an all-day meeting in the Bedroom conference room for them
You might want to take them to a therapist
My coworker “almost” set the house on fire because he was angry at his younger coworker who refused to give him the company ipad. 🔥🔥
Thinking I may have to lay him off.
No coworkers. My company is hiring. We are on waiting list
My coworker pooped his pants
My coworker came down to my office to tell me that our other coworker was removing his diaper. Other coworker followed the first coworker into the office and decided to explain that this was because he needed to pee, which he then did. On the floor.
Wow, your coworkers are hard core.