A salad with no dressing is like anal with no lube

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Jesus I work with a bunch of 14 year olds that just saw porn for the first time.

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@op one day they will de-anonymize this app and ppl like me and you will get screwed badly 😊

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Haha I jus do olive oil, lemon juice salt and pepper...healthier alternative

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lol D2, "did you hear about John? Fired for crudely expressing his dislike of dry salads on an anonymous internet forum" :). I do have to thank D1 for reminding us to always be high-brow with our comments and humor, I will be binge watching Seinfeld this weekend to try to elevate my thinking

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Also, completely agree A1, lemon juice is a greatly under appreciated salad dressing ingredient

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OP how many seasons of entourage have you watched? I'm going to say all of them

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