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A Strategist, Creative Director and Intern (upvoted your reply) walk into a bar...

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The first one drinks to forget that he's a fraud. The second one drinks to assure himself he's an artist. The third one drinks because he's hungry and that's literally everything he's going to have in his stomach tonight.

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And the bar tender puts his kids through college on their tab.

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Strategist thinks starting with wine seems like the most logical path toward a drunk result, the creative director argues against the wine and forces everyone to drink shots of whiskey, because his previous experience led to the insight, and the intern drinks everyone under the table because his liver is well primed from his frat days

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Did you hear about the fish in the bowl?

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It was during the day and they all failed to make a note of it in their time report. Except the intern. Which ruined it for everyone.

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