A truly 5 star Uber ride in DC would be the driver playing the House of Cards OST when the ride starts. Hasn't happened yet.

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No way

God damn, that would be epic. Only wish FU was the driver, I'd cream my panties. 🙋🏼

@acn1 that escalated quickly! Friday night awaits you 😘

What can I say, I ❤ FU and Mr. Kevin Spacey. When he is in the District to film, I'll be stalking him. 🙌🏻

I have those feelings for mrs U 😂 Maybe we need to have one of those intimate night the Underwoods have with Meechum

You mean what the underwoods had with Meechum. And always intriguing.

Not as risque but along the lines...

I didn't think it terribly risqué.

Fluidity with sexuality while not risqué, not what 1 would've expected of FU

Given the rumors that swirl around Mr Spacey, I thought it funny and clever. Besides, everyone always assumes that I am an uptight prude with my twinsets and pencil skirts. And, I am so not.

@acn1 stop putting ideas in my head.

Then I shouldn't mention pearl studs, strand of pearls that alternate with a diamond solitaire necklace? I guess I shouldn't mention the retro-nerd chic Glass that I do t wear for fashion but so I can see?

Ok now you're just toying with fantasies, pencil skirt, retro nerd glasses & sleeveless top under a cardigan. Please tell me there are pump heels involved...

Sadly no. Grace is not something I am blessed with so I wear flats.

Flats can be elegant. The tory burch ones are graceful & stylish. I'm guessing you 1 in your wardrobe

Tory Butch is too trendy. I wear Tieks.

@acn1 you live in DC?

I live in the metro. But yeah.

@acn1 well, would've asked you out for coffee but I'm in a different state

Ah well, that is life, Op.

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