Apple worth more than all other FAANG combined

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Not bad for a hardware company

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If you're vertically integrated, it makes it harder for others to compete with you

lol meta really is getting annihilated

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The brand is super toxic and investors are just looking for excuses to dump it

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Apple is either overvalued or the rest are undervalued

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Others are undervalued for sure

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Netflix is underperforming so should be removed. Facebook is now Meta. It's time to change the acronym. I propose MAGA

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Yes except the M is Microsoft.

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Best stock ever

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Probably time the N got removed from FAANG.

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If that were true you wouldn’t be peddling opioids

I never viewed a Facebook as belonging with apple, google, or Amazon.

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Me neither. Should have been Microsoft. Facebook has had a flawed business model for a long time, barely sustained by acquisitions. Apple just exposed it, and then they tried to desperately pivot to some snake oil “mEtaVerse” - I’m sorry for anyone who exited to Meta but it’s a garbage company.

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That sh1t cray....

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