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ABCD trying to bag a fob girl. Help. Doesn't like to talk because her English isn't good. I just wanna say "baby girl don't worry keep speaking your language, I'll get it translated" 😏

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FOB here. This won't get you far. Don't translate. Learn it to be with her. Thank me later.

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Haha OP you sound like a tool! Fob or no fob people are people. Just treat her the same as you would anyone else and see what happens.

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Nah bro hit her with that ABCD class.. us FOBs know that you got it. Just go up to her and talk in your American accent tainted with a little Indian in it.

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Red flag ⛳️. Move on.

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Fob ?

She's a fob but she's baaad. You know shy fob typical shit.

@D1 Be with her? Lmao ummm nah

How is she "bad?"

^Silly old person go away.

@D2 man I'll be a fob for her

Not enough man I need to learn her language

This sounds like a troll.

OP - why are you with her again?

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