about to get some. Was asked for the first time about D size before I even meetup. What's the strategy here? Humility, Honesty, or exaggeration? I see value and drawbacks in all 3 tbh

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Honesty. Will save yourself time

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I’d be more concerned you know what you’re doing with it than its size. Anyway, who really knows how big anything is? 🤷‍♀️

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Nah. I only waited 3 months prior to sleeping w a man, only to realize his was literally the size of a pinky. When I was on top, it kept falling out. Never again. Waste of my time. Bye

He doesn’t want to expose himself

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Be honest. You can return the favor and ask how tight hers is.

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Oh 😮, mmm honesty 🤷‍♂️

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Honesty. Especially about how it’s working.

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At least the cards are out on the table

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Tell her it's a micropenis

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How old is this chick? F here and that’s gross.

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Maybe she is trying to create a full scale model as a leave behind gift from the first date?

So whats the d size?

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Tell her you're hung like an elevator button.

How was it?

You can’t do 0.2 stars. It was 4 stars. Nothing wrong with that though. There’s almost always room for improvement!

Honesty, mate. You'll never go wrong. Haha

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