I don’t normally draw attention to myself, but I am about to leave Accenture, and wanna change my title to something cringy. Is Accenture prestigious enough to be included as ex-<prestigious company>?

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“Ex-prestigious company” sounds pretty nice!

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Go with Ex-ArthurAndersenRebrandedConsultingShop

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ahahahaha

Accenture is a good firm and you should be proud of your time there, but I do not recommend highlighting in headline. It can come off like you’re resting on your laurels.

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Maybe use "survived Accenture" rather than "ex Accenture"

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