About to pull up a creative brief on my screen, put my hands on either side my head in a “serious concentration “ pose, close my eyes, and take a 7 min nap. 😴

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Welcome to fellow management / strategy consultants :) We can use this bowl for questions and discussions pertaining to management consulting and still have the other wider bowl for all consulting related discussions.

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IQVIA is not opting for Hybrid model? Planning to join IQVIA. Looking for more WFH.

Nagarro phool barsao,
Mera Mehboob aaya hai…

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How many Firm (non-billable hours) a year do you commit, where do most of them go, and what’s your gender?

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Hi Fishes, Need suggestion on which offer to pick or negotiate: Diligent Corporation: 27LPA fixed + 1.35LPA variable BMC Software: 30LPA fixed + 4.5LPA variable Non-Tech: Niche skill of Sales Compensation/Sales Commissions Diligent Corporation BMC Software

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Are your parents proud of you? My parents are not proud at me at all. They think that the only way to make money is to become an entrepreneur or start my own company. I’m more of a follower and I like structure. I was wondering if any of you guys have experienced something similar?

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for those of you in internal audit at the senior level, how many hours a week do you average ?

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Does Optum United health group UnitedHealth Group provides sponsorship for taking executive management courses?

Does anyone have a list of firms that specialize in real estate audit? I know that Berdon and Friedman have that specialty.

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Hi all, our company is going to be on halt so I must have to search somewhere else.
I have a total 2.2 years of experience in QA
I need your reference and support
Thank you.

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I signed offer letter with a company , and now I want to reject it. Can there be any legal consequences of that ?

Please DM me I will share the offer link , you can review that and let me know

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Is it worth it to do a pre-MBA internship in your area of interest?

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Positivity is the key to a successful relationship! 😅

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Recommendations for best real estate investment books/podcasts/blogs. Primarily interested in rental properties

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Gearing up for the VTIQ > NKLA merger next week babyyyyyyyyyyyy

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hi fishes, can anyone refer me in abroad opportunity?
Skills:- Power BI,SQL

YOE-2.5 Yrs

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I just finished watching the Netflix doc about Dominique Strauss Khan’s ~alleged~ sexual assault of Nafi back in 2011 and ...
SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED

I’m shocked that the DA’s office can decline to prosecute so easily! According to the doc, the prosecutors explained that bc they didn’t believe the victim “beyond a reasonable doubt”, they couldn’t in good faith try to convince a jury to do so. Is that really the standard for declining to prosecute a case?

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What has the group generally seen as a capped out salary level for tax senior managers in MCOL? Specifically for financial services. Thanks!

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Layoff in IQVIA?
@iqvia

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Additional Posts in Advertising Confessions

Just discovered a public slack channel (that very much should have been private) that a few women at my work have been using to bitch about the co-workers they don’t like. There’s a lot of very mean posts about several of the CDs, account people, producers etc. There’s quite a few hateful posts about me and my partner too 🙈 should I tell them?

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The second my half-day off begins...

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Ever get the feeling that you don't know what you're doing or why you're doing it, but have no idea what else you would do for a living?

I know I have to look for a job but I really don’t want to. Waiting it out until I can start a new job somewhere else that’s not my cluttered home office.

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Anyone here make any money last week on GameStop? If so how much?

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what do all the “vice presidents” on this do & at what types of agencies? i think i had 1 VP at 1 agency but there seems to be an abnormal amount here (unless it’s the same 3 very active VPs posting)🤷‍♀️

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I wish I knew who all these sexy Creative Directors were who are finding my comments Funny, Smart, and Uplifting!

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Everyone totes therapy like that shit is free. Talkspace is expensive. Not all insurance companies cover therapy. If you’re broke or living check to check, therapy isn’t that realistic...

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Ima just say it. I love fishbowlin’ while on the toilet bowl. One of the best parts of my day.

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Have you ever taken a job you don’t really know how to do?.. “figured it out"? example: graphic design, digital pm..

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Know what I hate? I’ve helped over 100 friends, former coworkers, young people, even strangers get jobs & break in the biz. And the one time I need help and I’m practically dying... fuckin crickets!

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I lost my dog unexpectedly yesterday and he was my everything. I don’t have kids and he was all I had. How can I get over this loss?

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I may have been picking my nose today and not realize my camera was on during a mtg, kill me now. I was really up in there picking it. Yeah, I know, gross. Now I have to quit my job!!!

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I’ve only ever worked for small companies. I thought I was relatively well versed in management and corporate lingo but I just read “dotted line manage” in a job description and had to Google 🤦

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Do you ever just wonder "what's the point?". Lately during meetings I'll sort of space out or view the context of the meeting from the outside looking in, and awe at that fact that people spend the majority of their time in a corporate setting talking about some bullshit as if what they are doing has real meaning or purpose. Oh, a new brief. Let's get all the teams together, like 30+ people to spend 1-2 hours of our lives and walk through some nonsense to put more nonsense out in the market in that hopes that some suckers who spend their days doing nonsense spend some of their money on our bullshit product.

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I hate “emotional” advertising.

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I know an actor that would always talk shit about me, how much he hates advertising & make fun of my career years later guess what he didn’t make it as an actor and now he’s hitting me up for a gig..

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My kids have been back in real school for 2 days and I’m alone in my house most of the day now. I hate it. Does anybody want me to make them lunch?

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My credit score used to be 434. Now it’s 807. Refinancing my student loans this week 🙌

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