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Accenture on comp and bonuses.... “BOHICA BITCH!”

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I believe s/he's (tho pretty sure op is a he) using the very visual military slang - bend over, here it comes again... and op is spot on. 😞

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A5 you are right, but love the equality! We do have great people...just not “leaders” if you can still give them that title.

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... lol what?

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I love how WW2 dirty acronyms are still being used. TARFU is my favorite because it’s the least used.

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Client strategy director? What firm uses that title

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What??

¿Qué?

Huh

I lied, FNG is still my favorite.

Oh gotcha. I'm sorry to hear that OP. 😞 gonna find out tomorrow.

BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again

@KPMG1 Hmmm🤔🤔🤔

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