Accidentally just ate the seeds of a watermelon.. what’s the best way to harvest the watermelons that are now going to grow in my stomach

I’m a July BTA campus hire and I am set on applying to GSAP in the future. I have a great network, do awesome work for my project, and project leadership is very supportive. I am worried that (contd)

Looking to do a jump to a T1 or T2 consulting firms. Currently working at a boutique firm. How's the hiring situation in UAE and how competitve is it to get in?

Is the Skype designation updated post the promotions?

I got invited to do a SW test on Hackerrank for BCG Gamma. What kind of questions to expect on Hackerrank ?

Any preparations that helps?

What is better, Grant Thornton of KPMG as an audit associate ? Pros and cons? Salary, hours?@

Never traveled light before for a big trip. Can I bring on a small suitcase and small/medium sized duffel bag plus tony cross body purse as carry on?

Any good firms hiring in Sarasota area? I am licensed in a different state, 20 years experience, first in commercial litigation and now in estate planning. Moved here to be close to parents. Don’t need to work, but would like to. Open to new areas. Not crazy about taking the FL bar exam. Ideas?

On a conference call with 4 gay attorneys (2 partners and 2 associates), 2 of which are POCs (including myself). Have I reached peak diversity?

Anyone have any insight into the Implementation Architect role at Salesforce?

I got fired for being late 3 times and not nailing my first presentation. I feel like an idiot and now waiting on job replies is super stressful.

Wanting to leave at A2 for industry. I understand PA is good to stick out through atleast senior because it’s easier to move up in PA vs Industry but frankly I don’t even care. Cont.

Hi everyone, I’m new here could you please spare some likes to DM? Thanks!

Interested in advice from older 🐠, is it worth it to buy a sportier/more expensive car in your mid 20s? Or is that money better spent investing?

I already max retirement accounts but I see a car as more than a machine to get from A>B and am worried that I drop $60-85k on a “fun car” and end up disappointed.

What is process in GDS to contribute to NPS? What changes I need to do as previously my employer crediting contribution from their end. How this works in EY GDS

Everyone talks about tech - what other sectors have people thought about moving to outside of finance?

Post orgasm naps are the best.

I credit playing Runescape as a child for making me immune to phishing or Internet scams

Just bought a mint chocolate shake with Oreo chunks and took a leisurely drive into the sunset. I watched the birds flap and sway in the wind. I sunk into the poetry of the moment and let myself bask in the joy of the universe.

Most people who wear Harvard shirts after the age of 30 are douchebags. This goes 100x for someone who either didn't attend and 1000x for someone who attended a leadership certificate program.

I god mistreated by unfortunately another female (my manager). The whole project (an intense one on all accounts) she was looking for me to make a mistake and when I did, she pointed fingers at me for the rest of the project.
When I privately spoke to her and told her I have been seeing a psychologist on account of long-term anxiety issues, which in this case were triggered by her behavior, she told me maybe I should not be doing this job. This in an MBB firm. I feel tired and disappointed

I’ve listened to Lil’ Bit by Nelly and Florida Georgia Line 7 times today.

Hello everyone, Fred here once again.
I’m sorry if I offended any of you through my appeals for volunteers for Buzz Chat. I know most of you wanted equity/shares which I know nothing about. If anyone can mentor me on how this works, I’ll be really glad

Can feel the basicness rising within me. Football’s on all weekend, pumpkin beers are back…still too hot for flannels but you already know they’re on deck 😅.

My husband was clearing out all the safari windows I left open on my phone (which was probably in the hundreds) and he saw one my my google searches that said, “my in laws suck”.. whoops. At least he now knows how I feel 😂

How much did you really spend on your wife's engagement ring?

I sometimes lookup people who have networking turned on on LinkedIn

Who is just staying home today?

Why are ppl so obsessed w their jobs? Doesn’t make sense.

My Jewish fish out there... Be honest... Do you get a little jealous/fomo of Christmas?

Gotta work tonight but I’m a lil distracted due to constipation. That lil poo is just sitting at the entrance too afraid to leave, but too far out to stay. 💩

I’m changing jobs on 8/1 but I’ve found myself on auto pilot at my current job, just trying to get through the days and not really being aware or present. I don’t wanna just wish away the next two weeks but at the same time I just do not care at all about my current work.

Does anyone else’s significant other request you to apologize quiet a bit? How have you reacted to it? Like the smallest things they ask for an apology?

You ever dream about peeing in your sleep and then you’re actually peeing in real life?

So yeah, I wet the bed this morning 😂