Accidentally just ate the seeds of a watermelon.. what’s the best way to harvest the watermelons that are now going to grow in my stomach

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C-Section

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Ugh Seed-Section was right there and I didn’t think of it until now

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They will naturally burst out of your stomach Alien style

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Swallow gum first to make sure you don’t poop them out by accident

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I hope you’re not in Ohio or Texas

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Using a cat litter scoop.

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Go ahead and eat some more, might as well make it an orchard

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I love this. Thank you.

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Drink Gatorade

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They are good for you actually

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Suntanning, salads, and eventually … laxatives

Source: trust me

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Watch them grow out of your bum. Fun times. Tasty too.

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How high are you?

Well you can’t get an abortion so 🤰

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