Account Manager: Look, I get it, you’re one of those hip white-sneaker-wearing creatives, but I know what the client really wants...

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That’s a pretty solid burn

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You could say I felt it in my sole!

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Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

“I’m not man-spreading. I’m man-standing."

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"I'm just a gangster I suppose"

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"When did Def Leppard become stripper music?"

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It's that time...🦃

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Drop it below! 👇

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CD: Thanks for your contribution

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