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After telling my mom what I do about 10 times, she has given up trying to understand what I do for a living

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I tell my little cousins I'm like a doctor for companies. Seems to work...

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I mean... I've also given up understanding what I do for a living.

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^ what I do!

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^ third the doctors for companies analogy. Diagnose (current state), prescribe (future state), and surgery (implementing)! Haha.

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My mom thinks I'm a personal wealth manager....I'm an M&A consultant.....same thing....#buybuybuy #sellsellsell #diversifyyourportfolio #madmoney

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