After work I sometimes plot what political moves I should make at work. Makes me feel like a villain 😈😈

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How many backs have you stabbed lately?

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LOL none I promise it’s for protection only … so far

Same bro same

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<wink>

Checkmate.

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😒

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🤌🧐

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How do you even plan something like that? Honest question.

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😈🧐

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