Agency life for everyone but the people at the top is a perilous journey to carry something precious through Middle Earth, dodging orcs, evil wizards, corrupt peers and dragons – all so you can just throw it in the fiery client volcano at the end.

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All so the Mouth of Sauron can tell you at the gates that it needs to see the logo in the first 3 seconds.

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Then you go back to the Shire, drink some mead and do it all again

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This is why you are a CD, that was hysterical.

Also sad... And true but I'm going to live in the funny bit.

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Very nice.

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In this scenario, the Ents are holding companies aren’t they?

I definitely have the power to be invisible at my agency

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I am 26 F, immediate joiner, looking for a switch in finance . I have 1.5 years of experience in trade settlement, risk, swift, FX, client procsessing.

Looking for a switch in- portfolio managem, corporare action, trade settlement, risk, swift, FX, client procsessing.

If you have any openings or reference kindly reach out at "qureshirafeya77@gmail.com"
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