Airport Game • what is the standard issue laptop by firm?

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IBM is a red etch a sketch.

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Deloitte is black Dell

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Accenture is black HP

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Lenovo X1 Yoga

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EY is a wood Abacus

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We have many models here, including Macs OP

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Fucking lol'd M2

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Dell, HP tablets and Macs here

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Black Dell or Silver HP tablet at EY

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Lenovo X1 Carbon if you're lucky like me

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We are moving to dell xps 2 in 1. I think some tablet is an option too.

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Lenovo T410s or X1

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Accenture also has dells now as standard issue. MDs get surface pros

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Just doing my part, D1.

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You choose: Dells, HPs, or a MAC (don’t get a Mac. No one that gets one can work the fucking thing and makes insane excuses on why they can do their work)

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are you like pierre A1?

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Lenovo X1 Carbon

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Let the IBM Hate begin lol ...
MacBook Pro/Air depending on what you want.

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Lenovo Thinkpad. They suck

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New Accenture hires getting those Dells :)

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