ALL BUT YOUR CHILD HAS THE FLU IN YOUR HOME? KEEP THEM HOME TOO!

I'm a first year analyst and a little fearful of the travel schedule I'll have to adopt in the coming months. From those more seasoned than myself... what are some tips or best practices to deal with the travel?

Why doesn't ACN give bonuses to new hires right away? How do you expect a college kid to move to a new city w/ no funds? 😑

Any moms out there? Finding it really tough to work in consulting and be with my kid for only a few hours a day. Luckily I'm local, but not sure how long that will last.

If Excel and Tinder had a baby = the perfect app.

When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.

Note to self, dont have a baby during busy season again...

Confession: I'm a new mom traveling and nursing my baby (pumping at work). I'm starting to think the reason I still nurse is to leave the 20 person conf room and go sit in a quiet room for 20 mins.

Changing into sweatpants in the Sky Club bathroom....it's travel day baby #ORD

Kid (clearly a consultant of lesser age than me) tried to cut me in premier boarding line. I blocked him. He's now in a middle seat next to me. Hope he's not planning on having to go to the bathroom.

Do you know what the maternity leave policy at your firm is? Mine is 3mos unpaid leave, which I think is quite stingy. 😣😣😣

Why is there always at least one crying baby or toddler on every red eye flight?

Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...

That moment of dread when a mom with a baby sits in your row. Guess I'm not sleeping this morning. 😨

Who brings a crying baby on a 6am flight? 🙄

To the woman who brought her screaming child onto the red eye, I'm sure you tried your best but I really hate you.

Told my mother the best travel purchase I've made was a fire stick... Her response was "are you really that single?" 😑

Kinda sick of boomers & gen xers hating on millennials. I'm 30 and value life over work. I'm not some lazy kid who lives with his parents. STFU old people. Your debt addiction fucked our country.

To the shitty kid crying on the plane: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. And I will find you, and I will kill you.

Playing hooky from the office sitting in a park. Kid is running around with a stick pretending it's an airplane. I miss the good ol days.

THERE. IS. A. CHILD. SHRIEKING.

What grocery deliver service does everyone use? I’ve been using Wegmans delivery (via Inatacart) and was wondering if there’s a better option out there

Looking to purchase my first property in Chicago, ideally I would be occupying one bedroom in a 2 - 3 bedroom apt / condo. Any tips / tricks / experiences you can share?

I was up for a June promotion and now am doing the work sans title due to COVID-19 - now with no promised promotion after 2 years as an AAE. Thoughts? Do I find another job elsewhere, or stick it out?

Big Law Dads: How much time do you usually take off when your wife has a baby? And do you actually get to take off, or do you just end up working from home half the time? My wife is due Mid-December, and I’m staffed on 4 M&A deals trying to close by year end, so it’s not looking promising.

What are the biggest differences between how you studied for L3 vs 1 & 2? I am really trying to avoid having to go another year.

So long US, it’s been a great 9 years, came with 2 suitcases , leaving with 2 suitcases….. and a quarter million dollars in cash 🙃

Anyone from JP Morgan chase & co, Warsaw here?

Would you rather lie to your SO to not hurt their feelings, or be truthful and it might hurt them a little? Small example: if they are not in good physical shape, do you tell them the truth if they ask point blank?

Anyone know the salary range for Data Architect senior at EY?

Does anyone know of a brand (or agency) hiring director level employees in the influencer space (health and wellness brands preferred?) bonus karma points if it’s one you would truly recommend joining! thank you!

Hi folks BirlaSoft has changed variable payout policy? Is it now monthly payout instead of 6 monthly?

With Jack Dorsey stepping down, what are everyone’s predictions with how Twitter will handle misinformation going forward?

I have a better watch than my MD

Which Salesforce partners dont work with offshore? It’d be so much easier not having to deal with time zone differences

Seeking insights on Mgr Transformation Delivery roles, newly posted with KPMG. What exactly is Transformation Delivery? Considering applying, 7 years consulting FS, MBA -Data Analytics 2021.

Agree or disagree: This year will be another school year lost.

What is a good movie to keep the interest of a 9th grade class?

✈️ reviews and recommendations needed: Booking tickets for parents. -Qatar is ~$200 cheaper than next cheapest airline! What gives? -Have you flown Qatar? Like it? Reviews? -My choice: Etihad