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All right, which one of you created this checklist / flowchart for my client to put in every restroom stall?

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I laughed at the “report cleanliness issues to servicenow” - some offshore resource is going to call you back about the bathroom cleanliness issue

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has to be KPMG...they specialize in toilet signs!

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Bevels. I call intern.

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Intern... or client themselves. That's always a fun game to pick which one did it!

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Deloitte?

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Looks like a early 2000s Word masterpiece

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How does one partially flush a toilet?

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