All these years my fellow humans and I have been communicating with each other the wrong way (non-human.. unhuman?)... Thank you advertising people for always reminding us to be “human-centric.”

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Look up Vikki Ross's rants about every company describing their brand voice as "human, friendly and honest" - like what's the alternative?

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Every health agency tagline ever 🙄🙄🙄😂

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