{ "media_type": "text", "post_content": "All women fishies out here and there, YOU ALL ARE PHENOMENAL. I cannot thank almighty enough for having you in our lives (coming from a dude😄). You truly make mother earth a better place to live. Keep rocking!", "post_id": "5f08633debf4ad0024e393f5", "reply_count": 29, "vote_count": 21, "bowl_id": "552d1d24dc1c586b09d2d051", "bowl_name": "Consulting" }

All women fishies out here and there, YOU ALL ARE PHENOMENAL. I cannot thank almighty enough for having you in our lives (coming from a dude😄). You truly make mother earth a better place to live. Keep rocking!

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Simp

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This is pure gold!!😂😂😂

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Is this what you call a simp?

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Textbook. Getting some male feminist afternotes too

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Bruh

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Getting his degree in simpology

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What are you trying to achieve from this post? Not sure how females reading this are feeling...to me seems like an empty compliment

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To me, it seems like OP made a lot of progress on their TGIF Happy Hour and is now at "I love everyone!" stage. :-) No harm done.

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Simpin’ ain’t easy

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You know you can ignore and not have to reply if you don’t agree or give damn about it? Just trying to say my thanks to all the women or shall we wait for women’s day for that? May be then it won’t look thirsty.

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Would be better if you gave a few examples or more context why exactly you’re thanking women at this moment. Right now it sounds like when a girl asks you if she thinks she’s fat and you respond with “no you’re beautiful” Thoughtless

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Imagine having a beta male like OP on your team

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D7 - don’t listen to D1. I laughed out loud when i read your comment

Ended your quarantine drought, I see

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Paint yourself yellow and move to Springfield because you are a simp, son

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OP give me some of that molly 🤘🏻

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Dude must have touched his first boob.

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OP just moments after making this post

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Friend zoned

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Lol people are so mean! Looks like op is just spreading a little positivity.

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D6 hahahaha

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