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Almost got hit by a car crossing a street because I was too busy chortling at a FB post 😐😐😐 instead of paying attention. Lesson learned.

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Something about how many sexual partners is normal. Consultants.... More like conSLUTants. Lol. Almost died today....😒

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I expected more from you.

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Probably the driver was busy on fb too.

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Thanks M1. I'll say a knock knock joke with you in mind. Whoever you are, which ever firm you work for.... #emomusic 🎶🎵

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What's up colleague 🤙🏼🤙🏼

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Which FB Post??

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Guys pls.. put those phones down when you are outside.. what’s with pple on phones whiles in the road? And what’s with the kids on the phones at restaurants while with friends and family. These phones are killing us.. oh wait, I just got a like on my...

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Jk OP. You sound funny and I hope you weren’t too hurt 🤗

Life > FB 🙏🏽 Glad you’re still here with us!

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Thanks Booz mate. I agree. BA 1. It's in the singles bowl. Link won't work unless you part of it.

Is the bowl name: Dating and relationships?

Nah. That's not used as much. Here's the code. Come be pathetic with us: k0ov3

You right Strategy&Pizza. But I absolutely had to know how many sexual partners is too many. I almost got hit, but I took away that I'm not a hoe.

And how many is too many?

As with everything in consulting, the answer was "it depends". Do you feel like a hoe? Do you find yourself engaging in hoe'ish behavior? Are you ok with it? Ask yourself these. Maybe you'll realize. Just FYI nothing wrong with being a hoe. To each their own.

I think I’m probably a hoe. I find myself saying it so much that I shortened it to “ho” because the extra e was taking too long to type.

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