Alpha Centauri Kid did a drop today. Floor is under 3 w under 100 total pieces and his other projects start at 8 eth. I’m loading up, you heard it here first!

Being at home with your mother... the ultimate room service.

Took a kid from my college out to coffee for recruiting and he ordered a small coffee cuz he didn't know what the cap was. Made him reorder

First week training power point has scatterplot slide and kid raises his hand and tells the whole class that it looks like an "inappropriate splatter"

When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.

Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁

It's not Sunday, so I'm pretty sure the shouts to the Heavenly Father from next door means my colleague has a life... 😞 #hotellife #thinwalls #itsonlyMonday #cantremembermylasttime

If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!

Any ladies here that were pregnant while in consulting? Any tips on how to manage work stress, long hours, travel etc. while making sure you have a healthy pregnancy?

I swear to the sweet baby Jesus that contractors give up some of their brain when they join a vendor.

And another couple engaged. And another on having a baby. #happyweekend #sigh

Fucking crying baby on my plane. Why can't there be a families only airline

"So just like they say to look to the mother before choosing a wife, take a peek at your bosses to see what the future holds for you" LOL

baby crying on this flight...please... STOP

TV in the cafeteria is currently playing the Maury show (paternity test results episode obviously)

I love watching little kid meltdowns at the airport

I was approached to adopt a dog - know of anyone that made pet ownership work with the consulting lifestyle? (Smaller dog breed, low energy)

Manager from another office that I'm close with just had a baby. Should I get a gift? What's the appropriate action?

I am rewatching thrones and seeing how Robb didn't listen to his mother when it comes to his girlfriend is so relevant to my life

Looks like I'm spending the night in CLT, thanks Mother Nature 😫😩😫😥

My kid won't stop grabbing at my tits and singing "boobie boobie boobie boobie boobie." I think my husband is to blame.

But once again not posting

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How great would office emojis be in this app?

Part of the crowd. The briefcase doesn't show in post details though.

Ahh it is posting but into middle of feed as opposed to top.

Do you see this post? 12:59am

Post new user

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Nice! The post animation looks good!

Not crashing anymore.

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