I've had to investigate who saves their shitty TP to throw out in the communal garbage beside the sink instead of down the toilet....even after a sign was put up.
I had to investigate who was pooping on the floor in the men’s bathroom, and then fire that guy without touching the subject of pooping, and then he was on Bachelorette
About 12 years ago, an employee failed a drug test after a worker’s compensation filing, he said “I wouldn’t have smoked if I knew I was going to be drug tested”.
#hrlife
When I was in the agency business I sent a woman in for a drug test for a major consumer goods company She registered off the charts for THC Company calls me and asks So did she smoke a joint in the elevator on her way to the drug test ?
I can’t say funniest but weirdest was when a Customs Patrol Officer contacted me inquiring about the fishing boat my boss/owner of the company; was selling and was I aware it was sold and about to cross into Mexico.
Hygiene no matter where I’ve worked or if it’s office of manufacturing someone always has a hygiene issue and employee ask me to speak with them... conversation never goes the way you plan it to say the least.
when I was an HR assistant I once had to pick up a live turkey from a farm 2 hours away and keep him at my apartment overnight for my boss to kill and then cook for thanksgiving 🥺
One of my first jobs in Corporate HR Guy comes in for a disciplinary hearing His job is on the line for embezzling funds Walks into the HR execs office wearing bib overalls with no shirt on underneath and one of the overall clips undone so his nipple is showing. My comment was “Perhaps he doesn’t realize the gravity of the situation and what a career limiting move it might be to walk into a termination investigation with his nipple showing “
I've had to investigate who saves their shitty TP to throw out in the communal garbage beside the sink instead of down the toilet....even after a sign was put up.
Makes you wonder how people live in their homes.
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I had to investigate who was pooping on the floor in the men’s bathroom, and then fire that guy without touching the subject of pooping, and then he was on Bachelorette
Quite a catch
I had to help find a way of disposing of a dead zebra at my crazy old partners ranch, you?
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About 12 years ago, an employee failed a drug test after a worker’s compensation filing, he said “I wouldn’t have smoked if I knew I was going to be drug tested”. #hrlife
When I was in the agency business I sent a woman in for a drug test for a major consumer goods company She registered off the charts for THC Company calls me and asks So did she smoke a joint in the elevator on her way to the drug test ?
Witnessed someone pee their pants in the reception area of my company, but I got some good laughs 😂
O man, hopefully reception didnt call over the PA system for the janitor 😬😬
I can’t say funniest but weirdest was when a Customs Patrol Officer contacted me inquiring about the fishing boat my boss/owner of the company; was selling and was I aware it was sold and about to cross into Mexico.
Hygiene no matter where I’ve worked or if it’s office of manufacturing someone always has a hygiene issue and employee ask me to speak with them... conversation never goes the way you plan it to say the least.
when I was an HR assistant I once had to pick up a live turkey from a farm 2 hours away and keep him at my apartment overnight for my boss to kill and then cook for thanksgiving 🥺
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One of my first jobs in Corporate HR Guy comes in for a disciplinary hearing His job is on the line for embezzling funds Walks into the HR execs office wearing bib overalls with no shirt on underneath and one of the overall clips undone so his nipple is showing. My comment was “Perhaps he doesn’t realize the gravity of the situation and what a career limiting move it might be to walk into a termination investigation with his nipple showing “
Investigating who left poop that was found in the office and having to send a company communication. We never figured it out.
Half of the comments are related to one common place - the toilet!