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Always find these profiles annoying. Also notice they work at Herbalife. 🤦

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works at

Where is "Influencer"?

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Buzzword |

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Herbalife 😭😂

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Those are key words that will show up if recruiters conduct a search. That’s probably why he has it there.

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🤷‍♀️ they might get their foot in the door, but tech interviews will weed them out if they’re just buzzwords

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| Phew..

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"Inspiration Lead | Finding your potential | Dreamer | Evangelist" Just say fuckwit and save us the bytes.

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Influencer | Visionary | Bringing an Entrepreneurial Mindset to Dev

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What if the dude legit does these things?

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Found his profile. It appears he is employed to do things he's listed.

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This is my favorite.. repping the T50 part time MBA + basic certs hard in the profile. For bonus points they made up their own major in “tech, innovation and entrepreneurial management”... I think that roughly translates to history or english..

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By contrast, i work with an md phd that doesn’t include their credentials in their email dig

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These are legitimate tech skills, though there should be a summary they can use in their header, instead listing each within the profile.

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