Am I the only one who sits on the toilet at work just to relax for a bit

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It’s the only time I get the chance to check my email and listen to VMs. I consider the third stall on the left my personal office.

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👋🏽 here now!

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It’s where I usually cried.

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Not at all. That’s where my best brain dumps are done

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“Professional Development"

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did this an hour ago for the first time.

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I take potty naps.

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