Amazon: We’re hiring 33k people
Me: *applies*
Amazon: No, not you

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Keep applying! I got plenty of rejections before I found a fit.

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It is basically like super day at Big 4. This is your final round

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Girls: I am so lonely. I wanna meet someone
Me: heyy
Girls: No, not you

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FACTS

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I felt attacked and vindicated all by one post

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Did you apply to any of those highly-coveted jobs in Warehouses and Shipping Centers?

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🤫 KPMG well keep the FAANG jobs to ourself

Bro I feel this so hard (and I work at an AWS partner!)

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I’m triggered

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can’t even get an interview as junior lead rep...

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I have a TS/SCI. Are they looking for cleared people?

Some PMO type roles are program manager, engagement manager, practice manager, customer success manager

SAME. 😂

Same 🤷🏻‍♂️

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