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An executive director was projecting his computer today and got into some technical issues. Hence, everybody in the meeting got to see what he was watching last night - "how I met your mother" 😬😬😬

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Better than porn

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Well it could have been much worse

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Sounds like a best case scenario

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Similar thing happen here with an analyst who had to project his laptop screen. Only difference here is he was watching pornhub. He was let go on the spot. Was embarrassing!

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How great would it have been if it were Pintrest?

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Wow wow wow. So bad. Who does that? And i thought that checking gmail and my checking account every now and then was pushing it

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Lame, but funny that it happened

Great show

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