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An Inconvenient Poop - The story of a jr cw who had to leave a client presentation for a bowel movement.

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Rookie error. Always have your nervous shit before a presentation. 😎

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I want to be friends.

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Try to poop in the morning right when you get to work

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too much Starbucks ? ☕️ 💩

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