And here I've been going into interviews hunched over and sobbing. Who knew it was about JUST BEING CONFIDENT?? Duh. #ThoughtLeader

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“Alexa, please generate LinkedIn content for me today”

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The one thing businesses love more than confidence is a good deal. My strategy is to be the cheapest warm body that can fill a seat. Confidence means expensive, so I prefer to act a little skittish

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They need minions who will not ask a question or left their heads when assigned a task

Was this their profile pic?

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Just interview better. Come on now.

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For your health.

You guys are getting interviews? 😮

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I don't think this is all that cringey. It's actually good advice! Maybe you don't need a reminder about staying confident but I bet a lot of other people do. I do.

Firmly decided for me. Not cringe. Thank you, Stuart Smalley!

And I'm usually pretty brutal in here.

Now if you show me more of this person's profile and posts...I can always be convinced 😂

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But I do see that attitude matters a lot

Confidence…what a concept 🧐

I have even better interview tips:
1) Show up in a tux
2) conduct a joint interview with your step brother
3) as the interviewer about their salary
4) be CONFIDENT

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