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Just joined the new agency. They've been winning Cannes on the account I will be working on for the past 3 years (not big win, like 1-2 works for 1-2 lions.) ECD is a hall of famer. Cut to the reality, she doesn’t attend any creative meetings or push any ideas. Creative management is powerless. Campaign leading by strategist and account team. Did a lot of generic work as well as a lot of after-hours proactive. Dumb question..Is this a 🚩 or a normal thing for a big agency/global account?

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I've been at my company for just over 3 years. I've taken on a lot more responsibilities than my position requests because I've wanted to show I'm eager to learn and have drive. Well it's biting me in the @$$ now because they just keep throwing more on my plate. Boss told me months ago they were going to get me a raise. Planning on buying a house over an hour away and may change companies afterwards but still deserve a raise & don't want to leave at my current $. How do I approach my boss?

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Hi fishes,

Joined pune office last month and i have a huge crush on my senior.

Is it okay to make out in the first month? or will there be any consequences?

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“We treat people like people first here so I want to tell you more about the team” Proceeds to walk me through the team chart, when each person joined, when they got married, when they had kids. End presentation, nothing added - no hobbies, no personality quirks, nothing

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In my office we have a very small number of black people. I don’t know the exact numbers but it doesn’t seem like more than 10. All of them I know >3 are on a personal improvement plan for very basic reasons. One faced blatant racism and was placed off the project. Therefore it was harder for this person to find a new project. How to investigate if this is correlates with microagressions and discrimination towards black people? Any ideas? How to convince non POC that this is a problem?

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Hi fishes

YOE 2.11
ROLE:- DEVOPS
COMPANY ACCENTURE SOLUTIONS PVT LTD
PROJECT :- Manage My Price

I will join Accenture on 10th Dec and i have been assigned to this project in Accenture.

Does anyone have any clue about the project and what can i accept from it.
Im looking for future onsite opportunity, growth in term of technology.
Is it there in this project

Please help 😃

I am on notice period with 40 days left. What reasons can i give to avoid return to office and continue wfh.

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Its base is 15L, and I'll be getting 124800 in-hand.

I have 3.5 yoe in typescript/react/NEXTjs fullstack. Out of which only 10 months are on a full time role, rest of time was freelancing.
I am also an open source contributor for some NEXTjs related tooling.

Is this a good offer?

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Hi all
Looking for advice for one of my friends
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Told to company: 2months
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