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And just took a dump with no toilet paper in my stall #failing

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Waited till bathroom was clear, switched stalls...out too so grabbed paper towels and handled it like a boss

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The trick is to fire out the poo in one sphincter action, that way no cling ons are left behind

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Gotta check dat first son. Or wait for someone to come in an awkwardly ask. If you try to venture out to find some, inevitably that will be when client exec walks in.

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if no one else is there quickly go to next stall.

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Please let us know how you resolve the issue

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Use your left hand to clean it, that's what they do in some countries

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😹😹😹😹

Wipe that shit

Use the seat protectors. I've been in a similar situation

Need to make a YouTube clip about this situation.

So happy for you

Duck walk to the next stall. Been there lol .

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